The bass, The rock, The mic, the treble,

i like my coffee black just like my metal.

Kerrang Relentless Tour 2009, Newcastle; my first gig but definatly not my last.

The night started shit. The queue went for miles around the carling academy and my brother was saying he'd sell our tickets, because standing tickets were selling for over 40 quid. He also met all of his friends, going 'ugh, we're babysitting my sister and classical' his nickname for jazz ;). Fact: He wasnt babysitting us, he wanted to go, but my mum paid for his and gareths tickets. We pushed in the queue, really close to the entrance, My brother claiming to know the frizzy haired dude in front of us lmfao. When we walked down, he was going, 'drop dead soon, drop dead soon, drop dead soon, drop - die now.' to everyone LMFAO. It really wasnt his scene in all honesty. All the stupid sceney teenies were chanting at every bus that went past. It was really funny though, because you could tell they all came for bring me the horizon who had dropped out at the last minute. I was devastated, but cheered up when the girl infront tried to put a vodka bottle down the back of her skirt, it ending up dropping straight out onto the floor. Everyone was pissing themselves at the failure.

We got it really easily tbh, and my brother scammed them by jazz and I giving his friend our tickets and her going to the bathroom to give the tickets to them so they could get in. Bahaha. When in case of fire came on everyone was like, cool, no one had heard of them in all honesty. Black tide, wow they really are lush man, and they all had their tops off, lmfaoo. Nom. They're actually not that bad, but the bassist is a complete arrogant arsewhipe who wouldn't sign jazz's card. FAGGOT. And, Dir en grey.. Omfg. They really are fucking wierd. They werent bad, the vocals were really good, and the music was pretty good too, but omfg. The lead had a stiffy all night and i think he's fucked in the head or something. He was doing proper wierd actions and singing to his hand. What the fuck?

Then dir en grey went off, and MSI was set up. I've never seen anything like it, the kerrang relentless sign went and a Mindless selF Indulgence sign came, and as soon as that was there everyone knew bring me werent playing and that msi were about to come. And omg. me and jazz did have a good position, we were in the second row from the front. pretty much near the middle. We met some girls who wanted to chant, so we all decided we would, and we screamed MSI, MSI, MSI, till the whole academy was full of everyone screaming msi, lmao. It was amazingg, people were throwing water and diving on everyone. Everyone stunk and we were all sweaty as fuck :) Then, Jimmy Urine came on. i died. He's really hot. and jazz almost collapsed. i admit it. they're amazing. i cant believe how amazing they actually are. At the end, jimmy did a strip tease, and at the very end of the night his jeans came off. He also tried to get everyone singing to new kids on the block and no one did, lmfao, so he goes 'I DONT NEED YOU ANYWAYS.' and then carried on singing. Bahaha.

We never got to meet him, unluckily, but ahh wells. at the end we were given free shirts, hats, posters, badges, stickers, NOM.

I'd rather fuck you than kiss you but i wont press the issues.

I love Msi now. :)

'beex