Abduction is the way I start my day.
Finally all my planning has paid off. Eager to dismember. Your skin so sweet and tender. Strapped to the chair. Degrading you right to your face. Gagged. Puking all over the place. It's time to finally shut you up. Stabbing you viciously. Watching your face was priceless.
Blood Splattered Satisfaction.
WOWOWOWOWOWOWOW. Oh my god. Tonight.. wow. Its all i can say. Well, tbh, i guess i have to start this journal with, Happy Eighteenth Birthday Joshua Charles Richardson. Your birthday was the highlight of my week. We had a meal, with about eighteen? people, and guess who i ended up sitting next to; Chris, and Ben. Omg. Ben, was wasted, and chris was just plain wierd.. at the start ;) 'Come sit here, beth ;)..' Help me. well, i thought that, at the start. Near the end, me and jazz had covered pretty much every subject, from guys, sex, drugs, alcohol, ex's, tattoos, piercings, hair, ben, lmaoo! msn, myspace, shoes, clothes, crushes.. man, i had so much fun. He's amazing him, and my brother kept taking the piss and making love hearts with his hand, and chris kept going, 'FUCK YOU I DO LOVE YOUR SISTER' lmao! It was amazingg. Jazz was busy exchanging glances and flirty looks, and holding eye contact with her mr lover lover ;). I flirted all night with mine, who's name will not be mentioned in case anyone whos knows him reads this, and it was amazing because he was kinda flirting back.
It felt so good that chris spoke to me, because usually my brothers friends sit there and act as if i dont exist. IM HERE FFS! gah. So many funny things happened though, with ben dropping his fork, then his knife, then both his fork and knife, the confusion at the start of the night about whos is whos, and chris going on about how me and jazz are posh fucks, ppffffttt, the waiter, who in chris's mind is a stud, and we should watch how he handles that bottle opener, lmao!,
Chris: dude, wtf is that on your plate
Ben: i dont know, i think it came out of my nose or something because it wasnt there at the start,
Chris: LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO!
Beth: where'd it go :S?
Chris: dude, you didn't eat it did you.
Ben: um, yeah...
Gareth and Chris singing note to self, and screaming/growling in the middle of the restaurant, Ben and his 'OOH BABY.. OOH BABY BABYg sambuka shots including me and jazz, chris looked constipated after his 3rd whilst ben was doing them happily an!' And the 2 bottles of sambuka mam ordered, everyone doind laughing his face off, like they were water, they burn. And then, dom buying us drinks in the bar, and then 'accidentally' telling the woman who gives a shit when she barred him, chris giving us larger in the bar and josh giving jazz his cider, harry potter tattoos and ministry of defence written on doms back in the mirror, girl earings from claires accessories in chris´s ear, fucking puff, goffffffff!!!!!!! Lmao!
I lav lav lav that night, and my diary is completely fucking full of his name nom nom. Jazz´s, is so obviously filled with her lover ;) dude i wish wish wish that they werent like, 20/18. I looooooooooooooooooooooooooooove nights outt!
'Beex
